Kieron Gillen's workblog
2/08/2005
"Are You... A Games Journalist?
Do you...
- Carry a hideous, oversized satchel emblazened with the logo of some tedious little action game you only reviewed to get a free satchel?
- Have listless posture, a thousand-yard stare and gaunt, sallow cheeks?
- Breeze around PR events smirking and nibbling on Twiglets trying to look aloof, when in actual fact you're a hateful little sell-out who's only there for the free lager.
- Think you're a proper journalist as opposed to an inconsequential, talentless little fuckcrest who would probably be better off dead.
- Listen to impossible drill 'n' bass at full volume through your awful, tinny headphones just to alert everyone to the fact that you're a horrid little muso cunt.
- Feverishly defend the merits of a game everyone hates because it makes your tiny little balls swell with self-importance.
- Sculpt your awful hair into a sickening quiff in an attempt to stand out among an office full of pot-bellied, sweating dullards.
- Smear your face with a repellent shit-sucking grin and embarrass foreign games developers by asking impossibly-worded questions about insipid little shortcomings in their presentation that only shits, fucks and buggers care about."
AK
has a little vent at the mirror.
And, yes, I do have work to be doing, thanks for asking.
Kieron -
2/08/2005 04:14:00 PM
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