"I have spent the last week sat in the presence of my own consciousness. If one becomes separate from one's chi, one can meet oneself in the zenith of one's self. It was in this state that I was able to see the very core of the Truth of myself, and thus learn greater knowledge than any human has ever possessed. And why, you ask? Because it is only by knowing oneself that one can recognise the weakness in others. And others are WEAK. We must CRUSH them."

John Walker takes the piss out of yours truly and assorted other GAMER sorts in the infamous-now rejected They're Back in his new rolling archive of said budget column.