"As people who spend untold hundreds of hours each year playing games, we're liable to get a little self-important about our favorite hobby from time to time. However, some games give us a reality check--we're gamers, not monocle-wearing academicians, and we don't need or want our favorite games to try to act as though they're the greatest artistic masterpieces that have ever been conceived--especially if they're not good games to begin with. With that said, here are the finalists for our first annual Most Pretentious Game award:"

People ask me "How can printed games media survive in the Internet age?". And I tell them "There's not quite as many idiotic shits in print".