28 years old. Christ.

More later, perhaps. Notes on the day so far:

i) Beautiful tasty eggs
ii) Salt and Pepper mystery items
iii) Masturbating Monkey
iv) Walls Come Tumbling Down could be a suitable starting point for a new pop band
v) Mum getting scared half way through watching Blade and having to tape the rest for when Dad's in. That Stephen Dorf's a scary one.
vi) Saturn Returns minus 1